Tengo una pituca de Tongo (english version)





... Este es el análisis de la cancion de la Pituca de Tongo está dividido en 3 partes...

1. Lo que Tongo cantó...entiéndase por todos aquellos 'sonidos' proferidos por Tongo

Leidis an yentelmana

i am tongo
dis may niu exit
abuch guer...
ai jaf a pitucaju lof mi alor
ai jaf a pituca ju lof mi alor
shispidanaincrai
shispidanansofer
shispidanancrai
shispidanainsofer
ouaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipituca laus mi?
as ai yasa chichero nomas
shispidanaincrai
shispidanansofer
shispidanancraishispidanainsoferinda larv des, don coper, rancelitis pepes, blasfémiatis moro, no existan los defectos an dan yu.

Nota: Las partes que nunca dejarán de desconcertarme son:

"ouaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pituca laus mi?
as ai yasa chichero nomas" y
"inda larv des, don coper, rancelitis pepes, blasfémiatis moro, no existan los defectos an dan yu".

2. Lo que Tongo pretendió cantar...entiéndase por todas aquellas palabras que Tongo creyó pronunciar

Ladies and Gentleman
I am Tongo
this is my new exit
about a girl...

I have a Pituca who loves me a lot
I have a Pituca who loves me a lot
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
Why Pituca loves me?
If I just a chichero nomas
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
In the love there's no borders, doesn't exist defects, doesn't exist color,exist the comprehension and the truth.

3. Lo que Tongo debería haber cantado...entiéndase por la gramática más o menos correcta que Tongo debió emplear

Ladies and Gentlemen
my name is Tongo
and this is my newest hit,about a girl...
I have a Pituca who loves me so much
I have a Pituca who loves me so much
She spends all night crying
She spends all night suffering
She spends all night crying
She spends all night suffering
Why Pituca loves me?
If I'm just a chicha singer
She spends all night crying
She spends all night suffering
She spends all night crying
She spends all night suffering
In the love there are no barriers, doesn't exist defects, doesn't exist the color,it exists the comprehension and the truth.